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nudityandnerdery:

geekylittlecephalopod:

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snapesonaplane:

Aries - Selfish Prick

Taurus - Stubborn Asshole

Gemini - Annoying Attention-Whore

Cancer - Moody Jerk

Leo - Egotistical Douchebag

Virgo - Neurotic Bitch

Libra - Flaky Derelict

Scorpio - Obsessive Twat

Sagittarius - Awkward Fucktard

Capricorn -Greedy Emo

Aquarius - Perverted Psychopath

Pisces - Whiny Bimbo

I’m a lion of pride.

I’m not an attention whore. Am I? Guys? Am I an attention whore, guys? You guys?!

Perverted Psychopath, hrm? I think I can live with that!

My wife has been trying to tell me for years that I’m stubborn, but I refuse to accept that.

*laughs* That’s- *trips over own feet* WTF. *looks around to see if no one saw that* Well fuck. 

(Source: chocolateshoes)

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    Awkward fucktard. Accurate.
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    OMG why is this so true? Gemini~~
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    Im a stubborn asshole .-.
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    Someone sounds like a Pisces….
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    Aries - Selfish Prick Taurus - Stubborn Asshole Gemini - Annoying Attention-Whore Cancer - Moody Jerk Leo - Egotistical...
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    Outa all of these… Neurotic bitch best describes me.
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