your fuckin horoscope
Aries - Selfish Prick
Taurus - Stubborn Asshole
Gemini - Annoying Attention-Whore
Cancer - Moody Jerk
Leo - Egotistical Douchebag
Virgo - Neurotic Bitch
Libra - Flaky Derelict
Scorpio - Obsessive Twat
Sagittarius - Awkward Fucktard
Capricorn -Greedy Emo
Aquarius - Perverted Psychopath
Pisces - Whiny Bimbo
I’m a lion of pride.
I’m not an attention whore. Am I? Guys? Am I an attention whore, guys? You guys?!
Perverted Psychopath, hrm? I think I can live with that!
My wife has been trying to tell me for years that I’m stubborn, but I refuse to accept that.
*laughs* That’s- *trips over own feet* WTF. *looks around to see if no one saw that* Well fuck.
(Source: chocolateshoes)