Lestrade-Because John Watson is gone, Sherlock. Remember we found him dead in his flat the morning you came back?Shot himself in the head, and left a note for you. Your therapist says you’ve forgotten about that day; and sometimes you talk to him.
Sherlock-John’s…still alive. I was just in the cab with him.
Lestrade-Sherlock, John’s been dead for three years.
Can we just take a second to talk about how hot his eighteen-year-old son is? I mean, really. Not only is he RDJ’s progeny, he’s also only 18, which is way less creepy than being in love with the 46-year-old Downey. Seriously, look at him. Boy’s fine.